design portfolio
This was a long time coming. I learned so much about design just from designing the portfolio. This page is table-free. Feel that? That's the freedom, Dear Readers. That's freedom.

t-shirt: font nerds
His team billed $1,000 per hour to make our little corporate films about video games. And every single member of his team had an email signature in a different jewel-toned shade of Papyrus. It was a real self-aware, f***-you Papyrus. Like, 'hey font nerds, this bother you? That'll be $10,000 please!'

portrait: jason
'My moustache doesn't do that, does it? It's horizontal bars. Like this [vzt, vzt]. Horizontal.' '... I guess I just see you as tapered?'

illustration portfolio
Featuring drawings, drawings cleaned up as vector art, vector art cleaned up as drawings, a jumper I designed for a real life baby, iPhone graphics, U.S. Presidents, space chickens, and more.